Cliff, in his own words:
“Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white butt down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**h***s this side of the nuthouse!”
- Not said by Cliff
WHAT YOU LOVE TO DO OUTSIDE OF CHICAGO:
Santa Fe, NM
Rhinelander, WI
Snowmass, CO
Shelter Island, NY
WHAT YOU LOVE ABOUT CHICAGO:
It’s NOT Manhattan or LA
Architecture
Food
Lake Michigan
THINGS TO DO WITH OUT-OF-TOWN VISITORS:
BEST BITES IN CHICAGO
